"Honestly, I thought my tanning days were done. I’ve psoriasis on my arms and legs and anything with scent or alcohol has me in bits. But I gave Bloom a go ‘cos I follow Nyrah and trust their skincare — and I swear, it’s the first time I’ve tanned and not woken up scratchin’. It goes on like a moisturiser, there’s no stink off it, and it fades properly without all them mad scaly bits. Game-changer for me."

"My skin is touchy at the best of times. I can’t even use half the body creams in Boots, never mind tan. But this didn’t sting, didn’t cling, didn’t do anything weird — just made me look a bit more alive, to be honest 😂 I used the gradual one and it’s just enough to take the edge off the ghost legs. Would 100% recommend to any girl who’s spent years throwing out half-used bottles."

I usually buy a tan, use it once, and then it sits in the press until it goes off. But Bloom is the first one I’ve actually used every week. I’ve three kids, a full-time job, and skin that acts up if the wind changes — but this doesn’t annoy it. No itch, no smell, no tango hands. And I can whack it on after the shower like moisturiser. For once I don’t look grey on a Monday. Love it."

"As a skincare professional, I’m deeply fussy about what I put on my own skin—especially when it comes to tanning. Most tans are just glorified bronzing agents that wreck the barrier. I’ve trialled it on clients with reactive, post-treatment skin and used it myself after microneedling and waxing. No redness. No flare-ups. If you work in beauty and deal with sensitive skin daily, you’ll know how rare this is."